Meet Boots

Meow, Oh, you want me to say more? If I must. Pretty human has moved into my domain and brought with her a cowering, yapping dog rat. Too dangerous for general population I am currently living in solitary confinement in my human’s utility room. However, it’s only a matter of time before I hatch an […]

Meet Odie

I am Odie, a vertically challenged miniature dachshund with an unhealthy interest in anything made of squeaky rubber. Fiercely loyal to my mistress, Alice, I have been unwillingly thrown into family life with a boy who dresses me in Build a Bear clothes and an evil feline called Boots who terrifies me to my tiny […]